She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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