I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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