We're like a lot better than the average bears
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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