dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
How's work?
Spinning.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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