This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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