your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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