When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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