idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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