i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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