That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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