my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Randomize
