we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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