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(407): View more from Florida

Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...

(203): View more from Connecticut

Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings

(202): View more from Washington, DC

But what if he licks everyones ass?

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(712): View more from Iowa

He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"

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(248): View more from Michigan

The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"

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It was 11pm.

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(714): View more from California

You turned down sex for fried cheese??

(949): View more from California

My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!

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