yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Randomize
