you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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