Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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