i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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