Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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