Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Randomize
