my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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