I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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