It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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