YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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