i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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