Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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