Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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