i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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