Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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