this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
