and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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