im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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