its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
where are my pants?
in the oven.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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