I feel like abortions should bother me more
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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