I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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