Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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