so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Bang-toberfest begins!!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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