Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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