so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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