This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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