I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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