I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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