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I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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