Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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