You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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