Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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