weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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