You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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