Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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