I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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