Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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