who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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